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    Love is the best gift of all!

    People really act weird at Christmas time! What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

    On Donner, On Blitzen, On VISA!

    Christmas is a race to see which gives out first... your money or your feet.

    Have a Berry Merry Christmas under the mistletoe.

    Is it too late to be good?

    This year celebrate a traditional (British, American etc) Christmas... with the tree from Norway, the ornaments from China, the lights from Japan, and the idea from Bethlehem.

    Believe in Santa and charge cards!

    Believe in Santa., just because!

    The closer to Christmas, the gooder kids get.

    Every year you're bound to hear some youngster say "I wish that Christmas would last all year." What they don't know is that it does. Wait 'til they grow up and have to pay off the credit cards.

    Christmas is a claus for celebration.

    Humbugs Beware! Christmas cheer is contagious!

    Christmas is the season when you buy next year's gifts with this year's money.

    He knows if you've been good or bad. Hope you have a Merry Christmas anyway

    Be on the lookout for jolly, old, fat, white-bearded men bearing gifts.

    One good thing about Christmas shopping... it toughens you up for the January sales.

    You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles three things... a rainy day, an ill loved one and tangled Christmas tree lights.

    You don't need Visa when you've got Santa! You don't need Santa when you've got Visa! Who needs Santa when you've got Grandma!

    If you got everything you wanted for Christmas where would you put it?

    Winter is the season of Sneezin'.

    May you hear those three little words at Christmas: No Assembly Required!

    When riding on a toboggan, watch out for your old noggin'.

    Meowy Christ-mouse!

    Be naughty and save Santa a trip.

    Santa Claws never forgets the cat.

    Believe in Santa Clause, teddy bears and friends, and a magical joy that never ends!

    The sparkle in children's eyes, of wonder and delight, shines brighter than any Christmas lights.

    Christmas Cheer Recipe -- Combine loads of good wishes, heartfuls of love and armfuls of hugs. Sprinkle with laughter and garnish with mistletoe. Top off with presents. Serves everyone!

    May all your days be happy and bright and may all your Christmases be white.

    The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

    Christmas nuts and happy hearts... this is how the season starts.

    Oh to be a child when magic sparkles on the tree, and secrets hover in the air, and waiting seems too much to bear! Trimming the tree with happy hearts, that's the way Christmas starts.

    Happiness is a homespun Christmas!

    May all the joys of the season be yours.

    May your neighbours respect you,Trouble neglect you,The angels protect you and Heaven accept you.!

    Through a frosty winter night In a sleigh with reindeer flightBringing joy to large and small Merry Christmas one and all.

    Warm Winter Wishes

    May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope; The spirit of Christmas which is peace; The heart of Christmas which is love.

    For Christmas decorate yourself with a smile!

    Christmas is a time when everyone wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

    The best spirits come out at Christmas.

    The Christmas spirit is not in a drink!

    Merry Christmas from your friends in (Nice Place) (England)

    Wishing you peace, love, and joy this Christmas

    A fresh sprinkling of sparkling Christmas quotes

    May this Christmas find you surrounded by those you love and those who love you.

    We wish you a very happy Christmas and a New Year filled with peace and prosperity

    Warm wishes from our house to yours.

    You're on our list for a Christmas wish

    Merry Christmas to the nicest people(couple) we knowHave a dream-come-true kind of Christmas

    Wishing you a joyous Christmas and a New Year of peace and happiness.

    Our wish this Christmas . . A world to grow in where children will be safe and free.

    Peace! Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes.

    In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.

    Best wishes for a happy and prosperous New Year.

    " Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget." With this thought, I wish you a very Merry Christmas and all the luck the New Year could possibly bring to you.

    Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. May peace, love and prosperity follow you always.

    At the close of another year, we gratefully pause to wish you a warm and happy Christmas

    A hug is the perfect Christmas gift, one size fits all and it's easily returned.

    May peace be more than a season. May it be a way of life!

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    Snowflakes are beautiful, pure and white, and like God's children, no two are alike.

    Love is the best gift of all!

    Christmas is not a date, but a state of mind.

    May the special memories of Christmases past and good times this year bring joys that last.A world of peace and joy...to you and those you love

    Wishing you a joyous Christmas and a most prosperous and Healthy New Year.

    To a joyful present and a well remembered past.

    Best wishes for a Happy Christmas and a magnificent New Year.

    Wishing you a joyous Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year.

    Peace on Earth Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

    May your Christmas cheer run throughout the year

    Merry Christmas and all the best in the New Year.

    We wish you and your family, Seasons Greetings and a joyous New Year.

    To a Healthy, Happy & Peaceful New Year

    Best wishes to you in this season of merriment

    A wish for the merriest, happiest, jolliest Christmas ever

    May the closeness of friends and the comfort of home, renew your spirits this Christmas

    May the Season bring only happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.

    Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity in the coming New Year.

    Remembrance to you and yours.

    Wishing you peace and joy in the New Year.

    At this Christmas Season we remember and honour those who are no longer with us and cherish those who are.

    Peace On Earth and best wishes throughout the New Year

    Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. May peace, love and prosperity follow you always.

    At the close of another year, we gratefully pause to wish you a warm and happy Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year.

    May this Christmas find you surrounded by those you love and those who love you.

    Here's to the love of family and the laughter of friends

    Wishing you a joyous Christmas and a New Year of peace and happiness!

    Christmas . . . the power of love enduring.

    A Blessed Christmas to you.

    Wishing you peace, love, and joy
    this Holiday Season

    At this Christmas Season we remember and honor those who are no longer with us and cherish those who are.

    We wish you a very happy Christmas and a New Year filled with peace and prosperity

    Peace on Earth!

    Our wish this Christmas . . A world to grow in where children will be safe and free.

    Peace! Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes.

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    In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness

    A wish of love and remembrance to you and your!

    The sparkle in children's eyes, of wonder and delight,
    shines brighter than any Christmas lights.

    The true joy of Christmas is in the love shared with family and friends
    Happy Holidays!
    Seasons Greetings!

    Christmas Cheer Recipe -- Combine loads of good wishes, heartfuls of love and armfuls of hugs. Sprinkle with laughter and garnish with mistletoe. Top off with presents. Serves everyone!

    The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another

    Sharing with you the Glory,
    the Wonder, the Miracle
    of this Holy Season.
    Have a Blessed Christmas and New Year.

    Santa Paws never forgets the dog.

    Png can cause Claustrophobia

    Isn't it a shame Christmas comes at the time of year when the stores are so crowded?

    Christmas is the time of year when you realize how many people you know and how many sizes you don't.

    When you stop believing is when you start getting underwear for Christmas.

    Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.

    Merry Kissmas with lots of hugs.

    The big man is coming and already I'm shedding a tear. I'm just too sentimental.

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