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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party
and ends when you finally realize what you spent,
around April fifteenth of the next year.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women,
has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past
forgotten and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
Christmas is the season –
When you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish,
If it weren't for Christmas,
We’d all be Jewish.
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
I never believed in Santa Claus
because I knew no white dude
would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it.
Deficits are when adults tell the government
what they want and their kids pay for it.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
We wish you a very happy Christmas and a New Year filled with peace and prosperity
Warm wishes from our house to yours.
You're on our list for a Christmas wish
The Christmas spirit - catch it
T'is the season to send,
Warmest wishes to friends
May you have mirth and merriment this Christmas 2016
May the spirit of Christmas,
Enfold you in it's peace
Best wishes to you in this season of merriment
A wish for the merriest, happiest, jolliest Merry Christmas ever
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May the closeness of friends and the comfort of home, renew your spirits this Christmas
May the Season bring only happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.
Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity in the coming New Year.
The true joy of Christmas is in the love shared with family and friends
Get into the Christmas spirits. Whisky, vodka, gin
Merry Christmas May God bless you richly throughout this seasonal time.
Merry Christmas May the Good Lord fulfill you with His promises and bestow on you His many blessings
At this Christmas Season we remember and honor those who are no longer with us and cherish those who are.
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Peace On Earth and best wishes throughout the Merry Christmas 2016
A wish of love and remembrance to you and yours.
Enjoy the holly days! Merry Christmas
Watch where you step. Watch where you go. You may end up under the mistletoe.
Be jolly, by golly.
If ifs, and and buts were sweets and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas.
Christmas calories don't count!
Wishing you peace and joy in the New Year.
Wishing you harmony and love this Christmas Poems Wishes
Christmas Prayer: Guardian angel pure and bright...please lead Santa here tonight.
If you don't have Christmas in your heart, you won't find it under the tree.
Sugar 'n Spice makes Christmas 2016 nice!
Christmas is love with all the trimmings.
Happiness is a homespun Merry Christmas!
May all the joys of the season be yours.
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Let the spirit of love
gently fill our hearts and homes.
In this loveliest of seasons
may you find many reasons for happiness.
We wish you and your family,
and a joyous Merry Christmas 2016
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Warm Winter Wishes
gladness of Christmas which is hope;
The spirit of Christmas which is peace;
The heart of Christmas which is love.
Christmas is a time when everyone wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
For unto us a child is born...~ Isaiah 9:6
May you have the gift of faith
the blessing of hope
and the peace of His love
at Christmas and always.
With all Good Wishes
for Christmas Poems and the New Year 2016.
May peace be more than a season.
May it be a way of life!
May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill,
And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.Have a Merry Christmas.
God bless you
at Christmas and always
Best wishes for a happy and prosperous New Year.